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Garthane
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"Am I there yet?"
37 years old
Male living in
Canada, Ontario, Ottawa seeking
Female
Looking for Friends, Long-Term Dating, Sexual Encounters, Short-Term Dating
Appearance
I am 5' 7" tall.
My body style is average.
I have blue eyes.
I have blond hair.
Origin
I was born in Canada.
My ethnicity is White.
I am other.
I can speak English, French language(s).
Personal
I drink socially.
I have not decided if i want children.
My education level is college.
I work as art, design.
My income is $25,000 to $50,000 a year.
My horoscope sign is Scorpio.
More about me
I'm a government man by day, designer of fashionable feather-down covered helmets for outgoing narcoleptics by night.
I'm smarter than I look, far better looking than any Basset Hound I've met in real life, and I never lie.
I'll tell you plenty more if you ask - leftmybigtoe M S N
Try me - I'm better than Barq's on a hot day.
Hell - a lot of things are better than Barq's...it bites!
I'm a 33 year old guy who still gets carded for beer (it's the baby face). I've got a good job with benefits that they continuously rip out of my paycheque, but I don't see what the fuss is about...I go to work, do it well, and then they pay me mucho so that I can buy nice things, have fun when I go out, and buy cool gifts for the girl that I'm such a sucker for that I hate it, but what are you going to do? She's so cute! She's so fun! And she looks like an angel when she sleeps (forget the fact that she farts under the covers and then holds them down until morning so that she can blame it on me).
On top of every guy thing that guys do (except sports - if I'm not playing, I ain't watching or talking about it) I also cook, clean, do my own laundry, fold it well, love shopping, know fashion, know make-up, give great massages, rub feet, can dye hair better than your best friend can, can cut it pretty good, too, love animals, love kids, and I have more beneficial uses for my mouth than Micheal Jackson has had excuses....
Unfortunately, I'm not gay. (You wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of guys that talk all tough on here that would suddenly turn fruitier than a basket of bananas just to get laid!)
YOU have to be fun, cute, open-minded, able to take a joke, able to dish it out, have a wild laugh or be prone to giggling. YOU have to be smart enough that I don't have to explain it to you more than twice. YOU have to sing, bad or good, whenever the moment strikes you. YOU would have to put up with the fact that I know WAY too much about WAY too many things, and be able to shut me up from rambling on with a show-stopping kiss.
I speak my mind and I don't put up with BS; but if you look like an angel when you sleep, then I've got a smile on my face.
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